For you hardened netheads, emoticons (more commonly referred to as 'smileys') are nothing new, a convenient means of communicating emotions. For you newbies, emoticons are a barrel of laughs, both the discovery and creation of new ones part of the novelty of the internet. Well, we here at Unmasking the Gorgon have decided it's time to introduce a new mode of expression into the Universe of Cuntlovin' Netbabes - VAGINACONS! Let your netpals know what mood your vagina is in by using one of these nifty little symbols. And don't forget - if you create some of your own, be sure to TELL US so we can add them to the list!! All credit will be given!

Some of these vaginacons you can do anywhere at any time, others will only show up in HTML codes. We've separated them into two columns, the first being the Anywhere-Anytime Ones, the second being the HTML Only. For you newbies, look to the right of your keyboard. See that number pad at the end there? When doing the Anywhere-Anytime Vaginacons, hold the ALT key down (next to the space bar) then key in the number code. Release and you'll have your symbol (code for each symbol provided under vaginacon). Under the HTML only, we'vre provided the HTML code. Just cut and paste it into your HTML text, and it will show up pretty and bright on your website! We've used three fonts that should come inbuilt on every PC - 'Verdana' (the lips look nicest and clearest in Verdana), 'Symbol' and 'Webdings'. If by some strange twist of fate, you DON'T have these fonts, they're available at any good Free Font site. The 'How to Use It' section is intended as a guide only - use your imaginations!